Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I bet you didn't expect to ever see me again, what with my almost year-long absence.
I apologize with all of my deepest hearts.
I have come back from the dead to show you this amazingly rare photograph that someone recently discovered: like those rare upside-down printed stamps, this is an upside-down photograph.
I'm sure it will only increase in value, and you should buy me one for Christmas right away.
(In case you're slow and it's already fixed, you can see it at the online photographer's post pointing it out, which is where I stole the link from.)